For the past few months, we've breathlessly kept you up to date on all the latest Paulina Gretzky news. The Great One's daughter has absolutely terrorized the Internet with her guerrilla-like Instagram tactics, bombarding us with photos, retreating, and then bombarding us with new photos. For a while, we assumed her reasoning for said acts of web anarchy came down to the fact that she's incredibly good looking, and wants to share that with the world.
But not so fast. PG-18 (yes, new nickname) and her sepia-tinted terror campaign apparently have an underlying cause after all: making Wayne Gretzky's life a living hell.
Paulina Gretzky @PaulinaGretzky
First thing I'm doing when i get home is making myself look as publicly unacceptable as possible.